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README.md

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+# motd

motd

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+                                       /  _|          _|                   

motd.sh

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+# Fancy waifu motd
+
+WAIFUS=52
+CACHEFILE="$HOME/.cache/waifu"
+
+if [ $(tput cols) -gt 200 ]
+then
+  if [ $TERM == "xterm-kitty" ]
+  then
+    if [ $((0 + RANDOM % 2)) -eq 0 ]
+    then
+      if [ -f "$CACHEFILE" ]
+      then
+        WAIFU=$(/bin/cat $CACHEFILE)
+      else
+        touch $CACHEFILE
+        echo 0 > $CACHEFILE
+        WAIFU=$((0 + RANDOM % $WAIFUS))
+      fi
+      if [ $WAIFU -gt $WAIFUS ]
+      then
+        echo 0 > $CACHEFILE
+        WAIFU=$((0 + RANDOM % $WAIFUS))
+      else
+        echo $(expr $WAIFU + 1) > $CACHEFILE
+      fi
+      kitty +kitten icat "/usr/share/motd/waifus/waifu-$WAIFU.png"
+    else
+      kitty +kitten icat "/usr/share/motd/waifus/waifu-$((0 + RANDOM % $WAIFUS)).png"
+    fi
+  fi
+  if [ -f "/usr/games/lolcat" ]
+  then
+    cat /usr/share/motd/motd | awk '{ z = '$(tput cols)' - length; y = int(z / 2); x = z - y; printf "%*s%s%*s\n", x, "", $0, y, ""; }' | /usr/games/lolcat
+    uname -sr | awk '{ z = '$(tput cols)' - length; y = int(z / 2); x = z - y; printf "%*s%s%*s\n", x, "", $0, y, ""; }' | /usr/games/lolcat
+    uptime | awk '{ z = '$(tput cols)' - length; y = int(z / 2); x = z - y; printf "%*s%s%*s\n", x, "", $0, y, ""; }' | /usr/games/lolcat
+  else
+    cat /usr/share/motd/motd | awk '{ z = '$(tput cols)' - length; y = int(z / 2); x = z - y; printf "%*s%s%*s\n", x, "", $0, y, ""; }' | lolcat
+    uname -sr | awk '{ z = '$(tput cols)' - length; y = int(z / 2); x = z - y; printf "%*s%s%*s\n", x, "", $0, y, ""; }' | lolcat
+    uptime | awk '{ z = '$(tput cols)' - length; y = int(z / 2); x = z - y; printf "%*s%s%*s\n", x, "", $0, y, ""; }' | lolcat
+  fi
+
+fi